I have a little fuckin cane now. I got your mothers. I don’t know how they did it. I hope that bridge collapses onto your pathetic lives. Alright? Don’t worry. Because a … Yo – I’m seguewaying into my next joke. Keep listening to them. Take out your grandparents. This is probably the funniest SNL Monologue in a long time and it is no surprise that it offended the Twitter community. Does it really have to come to this people? Weekend Update: Brett Kavanaugh and Dr. Ford Testify: Season 44 Episode 1, Weekend Update on the Government Shutdown, SNL Transcripts: Tom Brady: 04/16/05: Tom Brady’s Falafel City, SNL Transcripts: Chris Pratt: 09/27/14: NFL on CBS. Comedian Bill Burr's SNL monologue addressed everything from coronavirus and being 'woke' to gay pride and cancel culture, noting he'd probably be 'canceled' after his opening jokes. They’re literally running out of people to cancel. When the artist before him was booed off the stage, Burr decided to go on the offensive. Required fields are marked *. I hate this fuckin city. Alright listen I’m out of time. Fall out of one of those piece of shit buildings. I don’t know. I don’t know. Original air date: October 10, 2020 Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and white What’s that sir? Do they even fuckin exist anymore? … That’s what you did. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. Bring Tug McGraw back from the dead you fucking jackasses. Bunch of racist fucking morons. That’s not bad 12 minute rant. That’s a fucking record. everything’s just pressed up, you can’t see anything. All of you mother fuckers. I’m like, “Some people not using safe sex and making all these babies?” So, I finally walked up to this old New York door guy and I was just like, “Dude, what’s going on? All of yas…can line up with your Harold Carmichael fuckin jerseys, and one at a time you can all suck my dick. I’m fucking trying to deal with this bullshit. Sam Morril compares wearing a condom to doing volunteer work, wonders if murderers critique each other’s work and recalls befriending a vigilante in Cleveland. In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. Dave Chappelle. who told bill burr he, a straight white man, should try to tackle homophobia and racism in the worst way possible in his snl monologue — ً (@wyattswoods) October 11, 2020 The universe has to balance itself. I like people who wear masks. Partly because he was actually quite funny and partly because he made it through the gauntlet and didn’t back down. Bill Burr [Starts with SNL monologue intro] [Cut to SNL stage] [Band is playing music] Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Burr. You people are on goddamn acid. I’m like, “What’s going on? Thank you. What do you have to say sir? Huh? I really the title as “Bill Barr” and I was like wtf is he on SNL? I hope that happens to you. He goes, “It’s gay pride month.”And I was just like, “Oh!” Dude, you know when you’re just like, stuck in the matrix and you just can’t– [keeping his palm very close to his face.] I broke the mic stand. Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. SNL's Bill Burr / Jack White Monologue | Saturday Night Live SNL's Today 10/10/2020 Is this what you want? You fucking one bridge having piece of shit city that no one gives a fuck about. It had to happen. Getting booed by people sittin in the fucking grass. I don’t. That’s what I learned. Go fuck yourselves. Then come up with jokes designed to prove that point. The nerve of you white women. Yeah, had a great time. Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and white women.Saturday Night Live. 52 fuckin hours into a show. No votes so far! No one gives a shit. Just keep making the cookies.” Yeah. 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